Scalpy

Scalpy...is that even a word?
I got a haircut today. Actually, got them all cut! (thank you, I'll be here all week)
Haircut may not be the best way to describe this. It's more of a "son----boot-camp-isn't-for-sissies-now-drop-and-give-me-twenty!!!" style.
I got home and looked in the mirror and "scalpy" was the first thing that popped into my (scalpy) head.
For the last 10 years, my hair has been getting easier and easier to style (if you get my drift) so I'm neither surprised nor shocked about this development. It's just really really short.